1. How many Houses does John Mc Cain own? (With out having to ask his publicist)
2. How many times was the batton droped in the Mens And Womens 4×100 Relays in the Olympics?
3. How many Days Tropical Storm Fay has harassed Florida?
4. How much food will Bad Butchie Brown cook at the Tailgate Party tomorrow in Tampa?
5. How many Hours of Olympic Coverage did you really watch?
and last but not least…
6. How many times will someone ask you WHO WILL YOU VOTE FOR?






1. As many as he wants to, he’s a rich white man afterall…
2. As many times as I heard a track “star” talk about how great they were.
3. It feels like two months…
4. Let’s see… wings, bbq pork, kielbasa dogs, shrimp… should I go on? You don’t have to worry about the food at my tailgate party, just make sure you bring your bib.
5. I’m pushin 100 hours… and my sleep cycle hates me.
6. They may ask 1 million times, but they’ll get the same answer… “Whomever I feel like”
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